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Monday
APRIL |
If disturbing
films take your fancy, see Ken
Park.
Directed
by Larry Clark (of Kids fame),
the film follows the lives of a group
of American teens. There's Shawn, who
regularly performs oral sex on his girlfriend's
mother, Peaches who is caught performing
oral sex by her Bible-bashing father,
and Claude who suffers the blind-rage
brutality and perversion of his alpha-male
father. Not to forget mentally troubled
Tate whose grandparents' misguided love
and affection drive him to butcher them
both.
Perhaps
not one for the kids.
As ever
Clark is out to shock, but it's a film
worth seeing nonetheless.
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Sunday
APRIL |
Name:
Bertie
Age: 12 chicken years
Likes: washing his
claws, his own company
Dislikes: ducks, eye
contact, talking
Details: Bertie is
a very special little beast. He suffered
a traumatic incident with a duck and
has never totally recovered. He's very
affectionate, almost creepily so. He
can be quite over-bearing. Bertie also
tends to over-eat. This needs to be
watched.
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Saturday
APRIL |
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Friday
APRIL |
A
20 page supplement I've been working
on with the Photo Imaging Council comes
out tomorrow with the Independent. If
you like photography, get yourself a
copy - it's not a bad read.
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Tuesday
APRIL |
My friend Leigh and
I hired a nice Audi and drove to the North
East where Leigh paraded around outside
Sheffield Cathedral.
As you can see, Leigh is extremely attractive
and rather fond of getting dressed up.





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