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Friday
MARCH |

A few days back in Poland where I took pictures
to update the Auschwitz
site.
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Friday
MARCH |
Holy
Moly
"I could create my
own reality TV company and make the programmes YOU,
the public, would pay to watch. Here are my top
three:

Pete Doherty
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1. Cold Turkey with Pete. One room, a key, a bucket
and Pete Doherty. Kate Moss is seen wandering
past the door in an ill-fitting negligee with
a fistful of crack to lead him to temptation.
The prize? People giving a stuff about him in
a year's time.

Paris Hilton
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2. In Paris with Paris. Paris Hilton has to get
from one end of Paris to the other armed with
nothing more than a packet of Gitanes, a uselessly
small dog and her 'wits'. Obstacles include 200
Parisian males trying to get from one end of Paris
to the other. Ends in humorous disaster when she
fails to realise that the French don't speak American.
3. A star-studded chat show
featuring Davina McCall... Oh."
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Tuesday
MARCH |
Sondre's come up
with the goods again. A very nice, mellow collection
of tunes sure to aid seduction of the latest conquest.
Sample one of the tunes here.
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