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Wednesday
NOVEMBER |
Just back from a
terrific holiday in Warsaw and Prague
with friends Tim, Edward, Sarah and Matthew.
Tim managed to get a job as a male stripper
which was a bonus. 













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Friday
NOVEMBER |
The very funny Holy
Moly:
"CLANGING
OUT OF OFFICE REPLIES:
A simple "I'm out of the office"
does the job perfectly.
Why then, do some tits
insist on giving a 'glam' insight into
their pot noodle lives by writing arse-clammingly
embarrassing things like:
"Hey! I'm on a
shoot with a band today!" or "I'm
in LA until Wed then flying straight
out to Singapore, catch me if you can!"
If I ever catch you,
I'll chop off your fucking fingers and
give them to mice to use as snooker
cues you poncey twat."
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Thursday
NOVEMBER |
Just incase you
were wondering who Robbie Williams was
in
his previous life.
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